Atze Schröder

The Saviour is here! At last. We want to be redeemed because we are all guilty: consumption, holidays, partying, drugs, Netflix and Bayern Munich do not permanently free us from the permanent feeling of powerlessness. We are always on the wrong side, even though we want to do everything right.

A good climate, lasting peace and pancakes for all - but how? The UN and Disney+ don't know what to do either. Even the Dalai Lama doesn't want to be reborn and has decided to forego the final season.

What to do? What helps? Who brings salvation? Fear not! Atze Schröder saw the burning bush in his bed and knew immediately: I am the new Messiah! The saviour! He fearlessly accepts the assignment and signs on for another three years! Hallelujah, praise Mr Schröder. He stands on the stage, spreads his arms and shouts: "Cast your sins on me, I will take your guilt!