Ralf Schmitz

Ralf Schmitz has had enough: „Goodness gracious! Do we really have to weigh every hair on the gold scale before we split it?“

Ralf has a mission! He will prove that we would all have more fun in life if we didn't take everything so seriously and so precisely. And Ralf takes this mission very seriously and very precisely!

He goes in search of the Schmitzian quirks of everyday madness that make us all so lovingly eccentric and pleasantly crazy. And he finds plenty of them! Like a naturalist, he zooms in on the panopticon of embarrassingly human fussiness. In doing so, he takes a close look at his own and our hands, mouths and quirks. And if necessary, he even ventures into our bedrooms. Not yours, of course, but perhaps your neighbours'. And you don't want to miss that!

He meticulously dissects the results of his ludicrous field studies with razor-sharp jokes and full physical commitment in his new stage programme Schmitzfindigkeiten! And where valid data is lacking, it gets even funnier! Because, of course, as in every programme by this exceptional artist, there is improv comedy of the highest calibre! But never beyond the pain threshold! The only thing that will hurt is your sides from laughing when a barrage of unexpected punchlines, bizarre sketches and questionable dance and music interludes fly around your ears.

And best of all, Ralf brings us salvation. Because after this evening, the meaning of life is clear. There isn't one. We can only be glad that we no longer have to hunt when we can't even decide between 12,000 types of yoghurt at the supermarket.

Selfless as he is, he also tested a craft kit advertised on social media that allows you to make plaster casts of your best asset. A great Valentine's Day gift. All you need is plenty of plaster. Because, of course, it doesn't work right away.

And when Ralf slips into the roles of celebrities in the blink of an eye or mutates into a flirting coach, it becomes clear once and for all: we are all crazy!

And the king of the mad invites you to an audience and a very special evening full of Schmitz's witticisms!